Craziest Walken Role

topic posted Tue, October 14, 2003 - 11:40 PM by  offlineFrank Jones
What's the absolute shithouse craziest Walken role? I mean the one where he makes you the happiest he's not living in your spare bedroom?
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Frank Jones
SF Bay Area
  • Re: Craziest Walken Role

    Wed, October 15, 2003 - 4:49 PM
    In "New Rose Hotel", because he has fuckloads of edge and he talks about it all the time and he just wants to rip people to shreds.

    Or the brother in "Annie Hall". But that's kind of an obvious one.

    Or maybe "The Continental". I don't think I'd want him in my spare bedroom.

    Of course, in "The Country Bears", he's real good, too. But not all that scary.
    • Re: Craziest Walken Role

      Wed, October 15, 2003 - 4:58 PM
      I kind of liked how in "Suicide Kings" he got his finger cut off and acted like it was just a hangnail. It wasn't a very good flick, actually, but the level of tension he created just thinking that if they ever let him get untied from that chair he was going to make soup from their brains was amazing.
  • Re: Craziest Walken Role

    Tue, October 21, 2003 - 3:56 AM
    OK, so, on the plane from Montreal to Geneva I saw this movie called "Plots with a View":

    us.imdb.com/title/tt0298504/

    The deal is that there's this Walter Mitty-like mortician in this little town in Englund. Walken plays a fast-talking American competitor named Frank Featherbed who opens another mortuary and uses aggressive marketing tactics to try and put Our Hero out of business.

    Or whatever. The cool part is that there's Walken. And then there's Walken in a giant bunny suit with a pompadour, so he looks really scary close to a giant Oompa Loompa. And also that there's Walken.

    Walken!

    ~Mr. Bad
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      Fri, October 24, 2003 - 8:29 AM
      can we talk abotu Mr walken in a top hat and tux singing "Im so excited" and dancing through the audience on saturday night live? That was when i truly learned to appreciate the power of the walken.
      • Re: Craziest Walken Role

        Mon, November 3, 2003 - 3:05 PM
        Look, when Christopher Walken says 'I got a fever, and the only perscription is more cowbell' he managed to both make me laugh and creep my shit out
        Chris
        • Re: Craziest Walken Role

          Thu, November 20, 2003 - 4:47 PM
          he puts his pants on one leg at a time, the same as everyone else....except when he's done putting his pants on, he makes *gold records*!
          • Re: Craziest Walken Role

            Thu, November 20, 2003 - 4:49 PM
            another favorite is Joe Dirt.

            even though the movie is downright terrible, Walken saves it in multiple scenes. The best is...

            "you're talkin' to me all wrong. You're using the wrong tone. You do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
            • Re: Craziest Walken Role

              Sun, February 22, 2004 - 7:35 PM
              How about Pulp Fiction...you know, when he describes the thing with the watch? tick tock tick tock. And I guess The Deer Hunter character, the role that made millions of women fall in love with him (well, at least one).
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    Re: Craziest Walken Role

    Sun, February 22, 2004 - 11:53 PM
    I have to agree that I really enjoy the Pulp Fiction character he plays! It was freaking hilarious! He is such the perfect combination of handsomeness, hilarity and creepiness!

    <<SWOON>>
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    Re: Craziest Walken Role

    Tue, April 20, 2004 - 11:40 AM
    for me, it's when he's a junkie in vietnam, in the last part of the deer hunter. he was so fucking creepy. and the look of surprise on his face, at the final moment when the hammer goes down on a live round and he blows his brains out. that image will be with me forever.
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    Re: Craziest Walken Role

    Fri, April 23, 2004 - 6:14 PM
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    you are a DICK STAR! like a rock star, only with a DICK instead.

    i kneel before you. your DICKNESS astounds me, and i am forever humbled and honored by your masculine DICKNESS.

    your DICKLY presence is DICKALICIOUS extreme.

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